Asscrackistan is Mine!!! Hail Me Asscrackistan.... executions for all!!!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave biomechanina   a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October kittibunni   and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I helped chrisptofu   across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been nice (731 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, kris_ether

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