So today was not much.... got up went to work..... mdified some neural network code and started prep work for a simulation. Woo and hooo!....
Anyway here's a nice picture for you all...
Also I now have a nice new suit for my aunts wedding and some new gear arriving ready for Infest etc... yay!
oh and here's a cute picture for ya' all.
The mouse is so dead
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LIBER: SOLIDIUM-MAGI...
SCREAMING VIRIDIAN MAGICS!!
Name: solidium_magi
Location: dagger, Bulgaria
Birthdate: 1900-08-01
Bio: HURRRRUN!!!!!!!!!!1 YYYYYYYYEEESS, i'm SOLIDIUM-MAGI!, I'M PURILE TO THE MAGI!...
LET ME RAPE YOUR SOUL!!!
LET ME CURSE YOUR SPLEEN!!!
FOR I COMMAND THE OLDEST PAEDO-GOBLINS...
WITH MY STAFF OF VIRIDIAN GREEN!!!
"I'm basicly an ancient, psycho-sexual sorcerer. I have a staff of viridian green, and my face screams with diabolical evil. I enjoy blackmail and encanting anti-zionist, anti-arab rituals on my days of from studying pain and eating my own poo [as is the kustom of my people]. I am an expert in self magical rape, and my arch-nenesis is UKKO the saami-lapish god of the sky. The Chernobyl disaster ia an example of my power, and the result of one of my qliphothic games. I also like dogs and strontium, preferably together... I have been casting viridian terrorist spells for 400 years for the independance of Dagger from the greater bulgaria.My excrement "parties" are legandery and one day i will magicly rape every non-daggerian bulgarian citizen with my viridian-green strontium staff!!!... Damn you all to excretomntic oblivion!!!".
- Solidium magi's first words after birth [anotated]
Here's a sample day in my life...
ReplyDeleteThe hero of the story, our hero, found in himself a desire, one day, to posses a staff of solid strontium. "Well", he thought to himself, "there's only one person who i can get something like that from...i'll have to go to the dangerously unpredictable Solidium-magi". So of he went through the dungeon, to the subterranian tower of Solidium-magi. Eventualy he gained entry, and was brought before the ancient an viridian robed Solidium-magi, who indeed seemed to be holding at the time one of his much-coveted staffs of solid strontium... Solidium-magi questioned him in his cracking-old voice "Well young traveller, for what have you come before the much viridian-vaunted SOLIDIUM-MAGI!" Our bold hero then replied, "I come seeking one of your staffs of pure strontium" Solidium-magi, seemed to contemplate before replying, "29,000 gold quatloos is the price..." Our hero the checked his change and realised that he had not the cash for such a purchase, and Solidium-magi sent him away 'till he could raise it. The bold and young hero wanderd out into the hallway outside Solidium-magi's front door and looked to see if there were any old jews to lend some moneys from. And he found none, but he did spy an old blue goblin, meandering his way along. The young hero decided to aproach him and ask to lend some moneys from him. The old, blue goblin replied that he would gladly give Our hero the gold quatloos he needed...if he could perform three tasks for him. The tasks the goblin requested be done were as follows. To obtain some glowing viridian funghi from the upper levels of the underworld. Secondly to obtain a chalice full of putrescent viridian ooze-slime from the pitt-lakes of the lower underworld. And thirdly, and most terribly, to obtain one of Ukko's eyes, from the very depths of the underworld, where he sat with the titans of old. Our bold and young hero agreed to the chalanges, and deprted on his quests straight away. After entering the underworld through a cave he soon came to a place were the requisite funghi was growing, and glowing. He set about collecting some of it when he heard eerie noises coming from down one of the pasages. Our brave hero quickly transformed himself into a cloud of emerald mist, before he saw his enemies. A pair of viridian green whale-goblins, whose bodies are as those of other goblins, but their heads are lake those of whales, with large open mouths for sifting the funghi spores, on which they fed, from the air. Our gallant hero realised he had transformed into the worst possible form and quickly asumed his human shape oncemore, before smiting the relatively harmless whale-goblins with his magics and might. With his iridescant funghi now collected he proceeded to his next task. After reaching the lower level of the underworld he reached the viridian-green putrescent ooze pitts, and beheld the necromantic-green flames dancing on their surface and the rotting viridian leviathons swiming in their ghastly waters. Upon a pedestal nearby sat the chalice, and our hero speedily nabed it and collected some of the sacred ooze, when the writhing leviathons noticed him and speed toward him, their ghastly jaws agape with viridian teeth, hungry for his young adventerous flesh. Our hero decided he was not possesed of the power to face these beasts and fled their terrors with the aid of his magics. After a brief respite he tranceported himself to the very depths pf the underworld in search of Ukko's eye...
Afeter wandering for a while in the cavey depths he foung the titans in varrious subterranian rooms, and in one of them sat Ukko, playing trans-dimensional multi-phasic chromed-viridian chess against his old friend Kronos, with their mutual ascociate Hyperion, cooly oberving from within his holy void-flames. Our bold and foolish hero marched straight in there and attempted to cut one of terrible Ukko's viridian-green eyes from his very head. Ukko responded by imediatly shaking his stormy head and uttering forth a terrible splutering, before calling up a hurricane of pain around our hero. Fixed on his mission, and his dream of obaining a solid strontium staff, the hero of the tale tried again to lunge for Ukko's eye. But frightfull Kronos stirred himself to defend his misanthropic friend and placed the young hero within a time-stasis barrier, and fixed upon him his cold-chrome eyes. Our hero, realizing that all was lost in the obtaining of Ukko's eye, transperted himelf away to the saftey of the corridor outside Solidium-magi's front door. He aproached the old blue goblin who had sent him on this insane quest, the goblin spoke. "Have you got my 3 treasures for me?", he asked, "Alas, all but the third...Ukko's frightfull eye" The goblin looked disapointed, "Did you at least cause some trouble down there?" The hero replied "Yes", "Well", said the blue goblin "That's better than nothing...I HATE UKKO Y'KNOW!, HE'S A BASTARD!"..."I'll give you 20,000 gold quatloos, nothing more. The hero agreed, still hopefull that he could obtain the staff, and handed over the 2 items he did obtain. He then returned to Solidium-magi "I have only 20,000 gold quatloos, is that enough?", Solidium-magi, in his viridian-green robes, went to his pile of pure strontium staffs and walked back over to the hero, and then broke the staff in two over his knee. "You have earned only half...this time", Solidium-magi then presented our bave hero with a wand of purest solid strontium, in the colour of glitering viridian green...
ReplyDeleteHe had not obtained the staff of his dreams, but he had a new and wholly unique, wand of magnificent strontium, and he was pleased, and went home contented to bed, and dreamed glitering dreams of viridian-green...and Ukko's terrible eye
Interests: 67: anarchy, bartering for favours, being up all night, black magic, black magik, blackmail, chernobog, chernobyl, dogs, eating my poo, evil, evil spells, excrement parties, excretomancy, experimentation, full magical insanity, gandalf, glorification of magik, harasment, hurrun, jewish goblins, kronos, loki, madincleveland, magi, magical anarchy, magical rape, magics of filth, nancymansy, necromancy, necrophilia, paedophobia, pointy hats, poo magic, puerility, purile magics, purile wizards, qliphothic games, quests, radioactive rituals, ritual rape, robes, saffs of strontium, saruman, screaming, screaming insanity, screaming magics, self magical rape, sex magic, solidium_magi, spleen spells, studying pain, terror, terrorist spells, the grandex familly, thorium, ukko, varangium, viridian, viridian goblins, viridian rods, viridium, vnv nation, wands, wands of grandexian evil, wizzards, zombie sex. [Remove some]
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I'M NOT JUST SERIOUS, I'M GUN-SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteand i've added you as a friend...
cONSIDER YOURSELF STRONTYISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Puerile to the extreme....
ReplyDeleteTechnological Rape
ReplyDeleteSo it is you....Solidium Magi....I have finally arrived from the distant omarian nebula to rape this world with creulean techonology!!!!!!!!
Creluean Blue Crying
ReplyDeleteExrimininate!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comply with the purile fire power of the solidium cyborg, I will rape the world with my creluean techology. A fallus of quantum techonology melting their eyes at the centre of.....
A lazer fish awaits them all hidden within their private domaciles awaiting the their activation codes to seek and enter their southern stars and implant themselves deep within. They will feel the creulean technology expanding within as the human race becomes drones.
For the glory of the vindictive omarian empire !!!!!!!!! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!
Strontium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was told of you solidium magi you story is legend in the omarian nebula, I seek your teachings as master of the veridian ways. Teach me to flesh craft like a true veridian sorcerer, and to become a purile abomination of creulean techonology and veridian magic the power of entrails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aknowledge receipt of code ------------ CYBORG ACTIVE ---------------
Re: Strontium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh S0lidium_cyb0rg, i see you have at last returned from your mission in deep space.
May your puerile cybertronics serve our familly for a thousand years more!
.......and yeees, i'll teach you the ways of VIRIDIAN sorcery, the FLESH ARTS SHALL BE YOURS AGAIN MY RE-CONSTRUCTED ACOLITE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAARGH
ReplyDeleteRIGHT TO THE GRANDEX!
Re: Strontium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CODE AKNOLEDGED.
Re: Creluean Blue Crying
ReplyDeleteDeep with in the "southern star" eh... Sounds gooooood.
NOW PUREFY YOURSELF!
and activate you cyber-spleen.