Thursday 31 August 2006

Another weekend off!

Ok so I shan't go on about Infest here..... everyone has said more than enough.... I will just say I had a great time with all my mates there.... you guys are the best.


Highlights of the weekend of course were Stromkern, FLA, Autoclav 1.1 (damn you tony!!!), Unter Null. Cool new coat (yay!), and of course the copious amounts of drinking.

So the week so far.... ace..... some mad smoking and chatting and ordering stuff online for Sir Augustus Maximus Montreal, yeah stoned ordering is fun..... now have a Sherlock Holmes Murder mystery Party game with DVD so everyone is a suspect... queue gentlemanly drinking of Brandy and detective work.

Ok today was a good meeting at work and now I'm will be off back to Hereford for my aunts wedding. Should be ok......

See you all next week I guess.





Yeah Anakin nuff said....... bring on the cuckoldry!*





*Cuckoldry - noun - plural for Cuckold - A vermin form of the Veridian star system in the tenth galaxy of the Njininsky Cluster. Know for their extreme agility. Also known for their pure virility and puerility as they never forget where their nuts are (important for flashy sword battles).

Wednesday 30 August 2006

Where does he get those wonderful toys.........?

Um yeah......
 http://www.youtube.com/v/TjmOK4TTvwg

Thursday 24 August 2006

The heavens are out of alignment.....!!! And now shall come the apocalypse

http://www.youtube.com/v/vLljqf7g-IY


Yep... the stars are out of alignment....


Now all we need is a book of dead names......

Thundercats.... you ho!

http://www.youtube.com/v/2Qd_IsxgAf8


But if this is the idea they are going with...


The I'm gonna be mad

Wednesday 23 August 2006

Yeah programming is annoying again today..... but getting there


Funny

Just great

hehehe

Hmmm..... my crow spirit



Burn the Witch!










Parents are justly concerned that their children are being led into danger by the GOTH subculture. How can you tell if your child is a GOTH? Look for these warning signs.










  • Wears black clothing.

  • Has piercings or tattoos.

  • Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).

  • Wears rock T-shirts.

  • Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music.

  • "Hangs out" with new friends.

  • Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

  • Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports.

  • Takes drugs.

  • Kills people for fun.

  • Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood.

  • Watches cable.

  • Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.

  • Is secretive.

  • Spends large amounts of time alone.

  • Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.

  • Misbehaves in school.

  • "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

  • Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

  • Uses a computer or the Internet.

  • Plays video games or role-playing games.

  • Reads science fiction or fantasy books.


  • Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).

  • Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).

  • Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.

  • Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

  • Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.

  • Sleeps too much or too little.

  • Eats too much or too little.

  • Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.

  • Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."

  • Smokes clove cigarettes.

  • Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.

  • Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

  • Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.

  • Says, "I am a GOTH."

  • Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."

  • Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.

  • Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.

  • Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.

  • Dances to music.

  • Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.






  • Blah blah blah..............

    If you read this you'll note most of the things also relate to..

    "Your child has a brain and free will and thinks for themselves"

    There are days.....

    Look busy and eat banana... God's coming

    http://www.youtube.com/v/Y4yBvvGi_2A


    Um... yeah..... So if God wanted to be really useful he would of given us carnivores animals with tabs.....


    Totally puerile.


    "God designed the banana? Indeed this truely the greatest heresey to Burgrionics since the Sicilian Tablets. God had as much say over the banana as he did over the burger. I mean if he was truely that great then would not the holy cow be made presliced, steaming in a tube of it's own juices basting? Oh and come prepacked with a happy meal toy!" - Lord Montreal

    Paper Cut




    Pretty neat stuff

    Monday 21 August 2006

    Yes I'm finding random pictures and wasting time at work!!!!



    Actually I couldn't pass up posting this awesome picture..... very spiritual.

    Yeah today sucks a lot.... damned code

    http://www.youtube.com/v/oFvioPxl-2I

    Cadet Crusher... pipe down and tell me what Q(ube) is doing in this episode




    "Yes boy... tell mon capitan here what this Qube is all about..... I'm off to watch some Babylon 5 you little shit."



    Click me



    "See not to hard. Now lets have some turkish stew and sing some Gilbert and Sullivan because thats a great way to make another odd numbered star trek film shite!" - Picard to Wesley Crusher and Cadet Lacarno

    Obsessive complusive cat flushing the toilet












    Obsessive complusive cat flushing the toilet
    "Obsessive complusive cat flushing the toilet" on Google Video
    Cat obsessively keeps flushing the toilet over and over again

    Ninja Fu Hiya



    Geeza!!! Diamond loike!!!.... Aiieee!!!


    Ice geysers 'discovered on Mars'










    Artist's impression of geysers on Mars
    An artist's impression shows the geysers erupting through ice



    Geysers spewing sand and dust hundreds of feet into the air have been discovered on Mars, scientists say.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/5268892.stm

    Sunday 20 August 2006

    Syndicate.... persuadatron on

    Oh yes... so sunday looks like a rather lazy day of writing some more stuff for my spirits section of my book.... and playing on the emulator on the xbox a classic game

    Syndicate!



    Quite frankly one of the best games ever!

    Saturday 19 August 2006

    Today I feel like....



    Play some metal!!!!

    Friday 18 August 2006

    Play some frikkin Music ya ass wipes!

    Unleash the pies!!!!




    Tony the tiger got nuttin on me..... pftang!

    Home Alone 4: Hamster Hello'een aka Hamtaro Midnight Massacre

    So Vic and Ginge have left the boys home alone to look after the pets.

     There is Tom, the largest scaredy cat ever.

    And Lady the hamster.

    Thus I propose the world start a new blood sport.

    Oh and it's only played with bread... on ya head!


    Oh and on the subject of death and destruction.... we're all screwed... Paris hilton makes music video.... people beome zombies while watching it.... we lose....



    So are we all gonna die....?



    Nuff said

    Thursday 17 August 2006

    Wednesday 16 August 2006

    Yeah..... shoot me now

    http://www.youtube.com/v/I0yI2MQf8Tk

    Demons I get... people are just crazy

    http://www.murder.com.au/fbideaths.htm


    read the second one..... OMFG!


    On a brighter note I find the fisrt one amusing..... I'm a cruel bastard

    Bah humbug!

    Ow my sinuses..... bloody weather...


    On the plus side I took a day of yesterday and slept lots.

    And wrote 3000 words to my ebook.

    Basically half the chapter on Manchesters spirits and ghost is done.... I now have major Incarnea of likes of Brigantia, Ceres, Vulcan, King Cotton walking about the city. Plus rumours of the god of nightmares (oh how that is a big plot hook) and the effects of te '96 bomb on the spirit world.

    I addition I have now got a feel for the major types of animal spirits in the city, such as rat spirits that travel on canal boats trading their wares, bat spirits that are like Victorian gentlemen with long coats, frog spirits and some nasty looking cray fish spirits that live in the canals. Total anthropomorphisim. Add to that the spirits of ideas and emotions, technology and also some of those interstitial locations that just appear and disappear (think silent hill) then the spirit section is utter madness..... then I have ghosts to fit in and also how to write in the odd UFO sightings and cryptids.... though I don't have to cover big cats cos thats been done in a official book by White Wolf.

    Oh well back to real work I guess

    Monday 14 August 2006

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    Catharsis aka zuruzuru, zuruzuru

    So the weekend lets just say has been one of the best in ages. Total rejuvination in process, the equilibrium has been brought back.

    Where to begin. At the start I guess.

    First lets start with the onamatopoeia in japanese for "dragging something around" that appears in the entry title. We''l explain that in a bit.

    So Friday. An ace meeting with my supervisor allowed me to refocuse my work and allow me to again put forward my ideas and musings.... totally awesome really and quite funny. I think I'm properly developing an understanding with my supervisor.

    Hours later after a good bit of food I made my way to Fab Cafe and met up with Jon and cyberai_dan. A good bit of conversation then led us to the chinese where I simply wathed food being consumed while I recharged my caffiene batteries. After a bit trashkitty turned up, and then left us to make his way to Club Lash, and we made our way to Rock World!!? Why? Oh we had flyers that got us in before 10pm for free. free is good. More alcohol.

    So there we are in Rock World and I and therothers have taken to drinking Magners. All I can say is "my god no hangover???" Yes I am most impressed with this drink.

    So the night progressed and cyberai_dan proceeded to invite into our conversation a very nice and sweet girl called Jo who was sat all alone in the Goth room. She, as we found out, is an Open University student doing physics. And so much carousing proceeded.

    Also present with her chums was kazsinlos who I then began to talk utter crap with for most of the evening, cyberai_dan was wasted and had left early leaving us two to chat until we got moved into the main room and thus pained by the site of ugly huge emo girls dancing. I'm sure my new retinas will be in the post soon.

    Ok so Saturday morning. 6 hours sleep and no hangover after having drunk quite a bit of cider? Whats with that. Oh well off we go to buy wedding presents and my mum's over due birthday present of coffees.

    So straight to Selfridges it was, downstairs and to Vom Fass, where a good fellow immediately noted that I knew their stock inside out and so we were straight to business. So my aunt now has a twin bottles that snake together, one filled with strawberry limes and vodka (awesome stuff) and the other with champagne truffles. All held together using straw and pink coloured straw and put into a gold bag. Beat that I would say to my other aunts and uncles (who are all dicks fyi).

    Ok one present down two to go. Coffee, easy. Whittards. So thats one more to go. Dun dun dun!

    THE DISNEY STORE!

    Que insipid music and whining kids and horrible parents. Where did I leave my chain gun.

    However I found it!

    Stitch!



    This is for my aunt's new born Drew.... really its just an excuse to buy toys I would have loved if I was still a kid.

    Right so Presents... check.

    At this point I thought what the hell.... off I go to pop into Games Workshop Manchester to catch up with some old friends and see what was going on. No surprise that Paul (the manager there) was again making some bad ass terrain for the new warhammer game and for games day.

    However weirdly enough I walked straight past Vicky. Yes the ex who I was going out with for most of my undergrad time. The entire reason why I am really careful about relationships and also why I almost messed up my entire degree.

    And you know what? All the things had felt, good and bad. It was all gone. Thus the zuruzuru at the start. I've dragged it around for so long that its just wore away.

    So after a quick little chat (and I think I got the impression of "ok you've changed a lot" I carried on to home and to get some food before Sin City that night.

    What was also makign a good day better was my new top from ebay had arrived... some mad skinny white tee with zips an a collar that looked all mad scientist/dentist.... mwhahahaha!

    And sin was great. Met up with trashkitty, then at Sin my house mate James arrived, and also chrisptofu and his fellow female Vicky, gothadh and her bloke aidan, smoke_rising and mis_tique. And I have to say it was a great night, a run down though can be found at gothadh's journal cf. drunk indie blokes... sigh.

    Sunday... um day of rest.... finished writing my Etherscope story, and then got back into writing my World of Darkness Manchester book. here's the cover I made on the computer for it.



    The week ahead.... um gotta out a gaussian based random number generator into some code and test it. Prune that force field code. write some more of my e book, maybe go to Wendyhouse this week. Go see renaissance.

    Blah

    "It was evening and 23 quantaloos had just been deposited with the man with his dancing monkey. The sweet little cretin had the beast chain by the eyeballs and cavorting to the tune of 'Hit Me Baby One MoreTime'. I however had to rush off and meet with the council. The Oscurus Nebula envoy had brought grim news. The mines of Ketchuim were running low. The solid matter had run out and now the entire quadrant was reliant on reserves and stockpiles of Brown Matter. I simply told the council to contact the Grand High Poobah and convey his wishes to Soldium Magi. Surely help would be sent and the vile wretches in the mines could be put to work else where and the systems put back into action providing for the Burgrionic Common Wealth. Time will tell. Its either that or we cease to be and we will surely have to turn to eating Ressian Shark and Flemmigum Turtle." - Lord Montreal before his emergency meeting on the world of Barenheit.

    Friday 11 August 2006

    Stumble bar killed my brain

    Gonna stab you all in the eye.... at the centre.....




    A field ion microscope (FIM) image of a very sharp tungsten needle. The small round features are individual atoms. The lighter colored elongated features are traces captured as atoms moved during the imaging process (approximately 1 second).


    Reported by: Rezeq et al., Journal of Chemical Physics, 28 May 2006

    Thursday 10 August 2006




    "Why yes. But don't forget the happy meal toy!" - Lord Montreal before tucking into another serving of Turkish Stew


    So how are things going you may ask???

    No... I'm just a little bored. Prep work for simulations are ready... trying out hyperbolic transfer functions for a neural network., reading stuff on radial basis functions for another type of neural net, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman is a great book and is inspiring me to finish my WoD Manchester ebook, bought lots of clothes, such as a suit for my aunts wedding (very good pin stripe 1920's style plus waistcoat.... on sale.. yay!), bought some more goth type cyber clothes, got my deposit back from my old house, being puerile, eating Turkish Stew cf. BinHead community on my friends list, and writing stuff for Etherscope (D20 is a ball ache to write NPCs for).

    Overall its pretty much a fried gold sandwich!

    oh and here's a freebie I found




    As Lord Montreal would put it;

    "So in the barrens of Barenheit, I was there with my other fellows ordering another round of burgers and Turkish Stew when this little goblinoid of Ronald McThulu came up and pinched the arm of the waiter. How puerile I thought. Ergo I sort out Solidium Magi and asked for the way to destroy the forces of the dark lord of the Golden Arches. His reply was simple. Seek the King and for he will deal much arse buggery to the foul cretin known as McThulu. As expected I sought out the King, and his legion of red capped waiters and there was much a din as battle commenced. I simply sat and devoured more Baren burgers provided by the irish lacky we had called up from BarenHeit."

    Excerpt from the memoires of Lord Montreal of the Binsraad. Herald to the Court of BarenHeit.

    Wednesday 9 August 2006




    So today was not much.... got up went to work..... mdified some neural network code and started prep work for a simulation. Woo and hooo!....

    Anyway here's a nice picture for you all...

    Also I now have a nice new suit for my aunts wedding and some new gear arriving ready for Infest etc... yay!

    oh and here's a cute picture for ya' all.





    The mouse is so dead

    Tuesday 8 August 2006




    Ok so how was the week thats been?

    Pretty random but great.

    So the week started on a low followed by watching some hair dressing by Dan and some Ghost in the Shell: SAC. Thursday was roleplay and the start of my stint off from running games. Oh wednesday was totally mashed and ranting at Ciaren and much SLIDERS action involving bugers, clingfilm and oil.

    Friday... hmmm... what did I do on Friday? I think that one is lost to the void. Oh no wait.... that was the SLIDERs action and wednesday was something else.... long weekend.... started on Saturday round at Tofu towers, then Depercussion and then Hex in Birkenhead..... fun fun fun.

    Last night was some more Orpheus random roleplay and some proper star gazing allowing us to capturre Jupiter just on the horizon. Not bad for a troupe of stoned gamers.

    Anyway the guys in R&D are having trouble with the Burgrionic Fusion Grill.... sigh.