Thursday 26 July 2007

Maybe Just the chewing gum Goths need with the smoking Ban!


from http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html

This gum has no flavor. It is as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, it is a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams.

If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist gum is for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.) 

Nihilist Chewing Gum does not taste like cherries or grapes. It does not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. It does not taste like anything because it's devoid of flavor.  It contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because it has no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada.  It is somewhat sweet, but that's about it.  The gum comes in a minimalist black box, which contains 14 pieces.

Yes, Nihilist gum really has no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think anything exists anyway so what difference does it make. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Nihilist Chewing Gum is that it manages to be funny and depressing at the same time.

Tuesday 24 July 2007

Aye Sir!!!

Reverso World!!

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

Finally internets and sky have been installed/working.

Right now I need to go to work and continue doing some working.

Oh and I need to kill the fukcing randoid asshole who has calls to his number being redirected to my house number..... aggrivated muchly.

Monday 23 July 2007

Where are all the monkeys????

God Wondering Whatever Happened To That Planet Where He Made All Those Monkeys

October 18, 2000 | Issue 36•37


HEAVEN– Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to "that one planet I made, like, four and a half billion years ago, the one with all the monkeys." "Man, I haven't thought about that planet in forever," God said. "I have no idea why it suddenly popped into My head. I remember it was really crude, one of My weaker early efforts, back when I was experimenting with the oxygen atmospheres and those ridiculous carbon-based lifeforms. And I was on that whole upper-primate kick. Huh." God said He couldn't remember the planet's name but was pretty sure it was "something like Ursh or Orth or maybe Ert."

Thursday 19 July 2007

Catface....

Currently getting my second year report written up, plus with no net at home yet means lack of updates.

Last Friday was Lash with a sci fi theme. I went steampunk... pretty typical for me. A good time was had and Saturday was a general mooch about. I wish I had my deposit back.

Slowly getting the flat more and more into ship shape. Getting a few things fixed and of course getting sky installed next week and the interwebs.

Now something random.



Click the pic!!!

Sunday 8 July 2007

Fuck Moving... go see Mechanical Cabaret you C**ts

Got your attention now I hope!


Aye, so moving was all done on Monday. More moving was done on Thursday as we helped the and Vicky (Vinge and Gicky). My sinus' have suffered uber pain this entire week. Spent Wednesday night roleplaying as normal. Extra madness included what with slowly clawing his way out of his stuff after his move. Thursday was also getting the landline set up. It'll be passed on as and when it's required. Needless to say it's a classic number of historical magnitude.

Friday was drinks with as he had his last day in Manc before his move to London, followed by me marching to 's place.

Sat morning we headed back to mine, I then had to put together my new canvas wardrobe, the room being then decorated very oriental after a brief shopping spree in town. Needs more stuff though but is looking good.

Then of course last night was the Mechanical Cabaret gig, where they supported Front Line Assembly. I had no care for the other act The Judas Coven. Far to monotonous.

Roi was an excellent stage act, utterly camp and molesting his band mates gear on stage while dropping into the crowd and being generally a total fiend.

Pictures!!! Thanks to and her camera of DOOOOM!!!



Out side the UMSU waiting.



Me and glittersavvy totally goth.... the hair of course is a symbiotic life form from Thaserax 54.



Another..... sigh!



Roi of Mechanical Cabaret... look at the hair... unchanged since the 80's



Tobi



Bruce

++++++ Ether nominal ++++++
+++ Electrodes full blown +++
+++++++ Signing Off+++++++

Thursday 5 July 2007

Moving.... experience.

Ok so the move is now all over for me. I am totally tired from it all. Monday saw myself, , , and move home to our new flats, with  the others now in Fallowfield and myself now near Victoria Park living with . Later this afternoon is helping Viki and move house, plus waiting for BT to be reconnected at the flat. So my time will also be spent on cleaning, removing random junk and generally making myself at home at last.

My room has quite orange walls. But after a bit of a hunt yesterday I now have some nice new bed sheets and plan to go to china town on Saturday to get more chinese things with dragons on them.

Also Saturday is the FLA and Mechanical Cabaret gig, followed by Sin City. Taking my dear with me so it lots of fun should be had.

All in all not much more has been happening, just feeling somewhat tired from it all, though it nice to have a more comfortable bed.

Also Saturday will see me tackle some flat pack stuff as I get a new wardrobe.

Right I really should get some work done.